100worms:

if you hate me….. have you considered…. that I am beautiful? think it over

(Source: gendertrashfromhell, via feat)

27.Jul.14 1 day ago

churchvan:

if your boyfriend doesn’t worship your butt then he’s a lame and i’m very sorry you have to deal with that

(via rgli0)

27.Jul.14 1 day ago

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

(Source: kanyewesticle, via hotboyproblems)

27.Jul.14 1 day ago

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via hotboyproblems)

27.Jul.14 1 day ago